Crazy Patties

1. Mix everything together in a large bowl with your hands (this gets the best mix of ingredients).

2. If mixture still too dry, add more milk, if too wet add more breadcrumbs.

3. Make patties from mixture, taking care not to place too close together.

4. Refrigerate until used, or grill/BBQ/bake immediately.

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Nutrient	Quantity
Total fats	6139.4969 g
Protein	53433.2745 g
Carbohydrates	39.8606 g
Energy	270602.6325 kCal
Fatty acids, total saturated 18:3 undifferentiated	35.1112 g
Water	171250.7934 g
Aspartic acid	1.9485 g
Calcium, Ca	27346.422 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 20:2 n-6 c,c	0.0187 g
Lutein + zeaxanthin	638.525 g
Fiber, total dietary	4.2595 g
Fatty acids, total trans-polyenoic 20:3 n-6	0.022 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 22:0	0.0049 g
Carotene, beta	4152.6417 g
Niacin	15256.7274 mg
Vitamin A, RAE	2333.62 g
Fatty acids, total trans-polyenoic	49.8788 g
Arginine	1.2356 g
Riboflavin	290.3059 mg
Fatty acids, total trans-polyenoic 22:4	0.013 g
Tocopherol, beta	0.015 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 15:0	24.9415 g
Fatty acids, total trans-polyenoic 18:3 n-3 c,c,c (ALA)	34.0374 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 20:1	6.827 g
Glutamic acid	3.2202 g
Sodium, Na	128763.4044 mg
Fatty acids, total saturated 16:1 undifferentiated	159.719 g
Total lipid (fat)	6139.4969 g
Manganese, Mn	20.7562 mg
Fructose	3.6121 g
Proline	0.9784 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 16:0	1311.7515 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 16:1 t	0.003 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 8:0	0.0955 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:2 n-6 c,c	94.4657 g
Sucrose	11.8977 g
Choline, total	151571.282 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:2 CLAs	38.5454 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:1 t	206.2901 g
Sugars, total	26.7163 g
Serine	1.277 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 10:0	2.3662 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 18:0	805.6521 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 20:4 undifferentiated	16.7347 g
Vitamin B-6	1482.9259 mg
Selenium, Se	48815.6482 g
Ash	3901.7935 g
Vitamin D	84.44 IU
Menaquinone-4	1.22 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 18:1 undifferentiated	2071.2388 g
Pantothenic acid	1539.1608 mg
Phenylalanine	0.9632 g
Copper, Cu	168.5104 mg
Betaine	17228.2858 mg
Thiamin	124.8809 mg
Retinol	1914.9 g
Methionine	0.4977 g
Iron, Fe	4275.2901 mg
Carbohydrate, by difference	39.8606 g
Phosphorus, P	491112.9505 mg
Folate, total	30411.4138 g
Dihydrophylloquinone	0.1 g
Tocopherol, gamma	0.5 mg
Fatty acids, total saturated 4:0	0.0955 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 20:5 n-3 (EPA)	5.8366 g
Lycopene	0.5 g
Alanine	0.9685 g
Cholesterol	127884.4827 mg
Valine	1.196 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 20:3 undifferentiated	0.023 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 18:2 undifferentiated	184.9877 g
Glycine	0.5849 g
Carotene, alpha	1738.5 g
Glucose (dextrose)	5.0555 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 14:0	138.7823 g
Zinc, Zn	8241.5816 mg
Isoleucine	0.9422 g
Tocopherol, delta	0.06 mg
Fatty acids, total saturated 12:0	2.3607 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated	256.6744 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 14:1	27.2073 g
Tocotrienol, gamma	0.01 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 17:1	0.012 g
Leucine	1.5619 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:2 t not further defined	49.8788 g
Tocotrienol, alpha	0.125 mg
Vitamin A, IU	14760.9167 IU
Fatty acids, total saturated 22:5 n-3 (DPA)	9.7537 g
Folate, DFE	30411.4138 g
Tryptophan	0.2466 g
Vitamin C, total ascorbic acid	18.0217 mg
Phytosterols	22.748 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 16:1 c	0.198 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:1 c	1859.7959 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 20:0	6.803 g
Fatty acids, total saturated 6:0	0.0915 g
Starch	0.715 g
Lactose	6.161 g
Tyrosine	0.7493 g
Vitamin B-12	2936.7789 g
Vitamin K (phylloquinone)	2053.5497 g
Fatty acids, total saturated	2351.8966 g
Histidine	0.4741 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 18:3 n-6 c,c,c	0.012 g
Fatty acids, total monounsaturated	2265.0044 g
Threonine	0.8581 g
Folate, food	30411.4138 g
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 17:0	58.9555 g
Vitamin D (D2 + D3)	2.122 g
Fatty acids, total trans-polyenoic 20:3 n-3	0.001 g
Cryptoxanthin, beta	9.4067 g
Vitamin D3 (cholecalciferol)	2.122 g
Vitamin E (alpha-tocopherol)	528.5325 mg
Fatty acids, total saturated 22:6 n-3 (DHA)	1.928 g
Fatty acids, total trans	256.1719 g
Fatty acids, total trans-monoenoic	206.2931 g
Magnesium, Mg	53317.7119 mg
Lysine	1.3669 g
Potassium, K	788990.4761 mg
Fatty acids, total polyunsaturated 24:1 c	0.0003 g
Cystine	0.3505 g
Fluoride, F	4.35 g

Ingredient	Quantity	Energy	Carbohydrates	Lipin
Milk	0.5 cup	74.42	5.8316	3.9894
Garlic powder	1 teaspoon	10.261	2.2546	0.0226
Lemon juice	2 teaspoons	2.2367	0.7015	0.0244
Brown sugar	1 tablespoon	34.2	8.8281	0
Carrot	1	20.5	4.79	0.12
Onion	1	60	14.01	0.15
Balsamic vinegar	1 tablespoon	14.08	2.7248	0
Egg	2	143	0.72	9.51
Gherkin	0.75 cup	5043.3333	0	28.3333
beef	500	265200.6015	0	6097.3472
sausage meat	200	5043.3333	0	28.3333
bread breadcrumb	2 cups	5043.3333	0	28.3333