Redneck Martini

Redneck Martini for mature audiences only.
This is a family recipe :^)
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martini ingredients:

1 splash of ---Dry Vermouth
3 fingers ---Vodka
3, 4, or 5 ---Olives (the bigger the better)

or you can try:
2 oz. Vodka ......or gin (blagghhth!)
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
3/4 oz. Olive Juice (for a "dirty martini")

Shake vermouth and vodka with ice to chill, strain, and then add olives to taste. I like it served in a mason jar, but pretty much anything that holds water will work. Loosen tie or kick off heels and relax.
Repeat as needed.