Pressure Luck's 15,000 "Likes" Contest

WOW! 15,000 LIKES in just 3 months! In honor of this milestone, Pressure Luck is going to be giving away an Instant Pot Ultra 60! In order to enter the contest, you must follow the following rules to comply. PLEASE READ ALL OF THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY.
Eligibility:
1. You must be 18 years of age or older as of June 10, 2017

2. You must Like Pressure Luck on Facebook (not just be following the page)*

How to Enter:
1. You must take a video of yourself with your smartphone or any camera you have access to filling in the blanks to the following passage (with your name stating in the video you give Pressure Luck permission to post the video on its channels should you be selected as a finalist):

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Oh my Gosh, guys! Can you believe it? Jeffrey is giving away a free (WORD 1) because Pressure Luck received (WORD 2). This means that I have to immediately stop (WORD 3) and start (WORD 4) instead! Im so (WORD 5) because I love to (WORD 6) so much! If I won a free (SAME AS WORD 1), I would (WORD 7) it on a daily basis even if I already had one to begin with! After all, two (SAME AS WORD 1) are better than one! My favorite thing to cook in my (SAME AS WORD 1) is (WORD 8).
First, I start off by adding a little (WORD 9). Then, I saut it for a few minutes before adding in (WORD 10). I finish it off by adding a heaping spoonful of (WORD 11). Then, I (WORD 12) everything together and I cook it for a few minutes. Make sure you serve it with a side of(WORD 13).
Its so good, even my (WORD 14) asks for seconds!
But BEWARE! I would NEVER put (WORD 15) in there, because that makes my (WORD 16) act totally (WORD 17)!
So please pick me, Pressure Luck! I could really use a new (SAME AS WORD 1).
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2. You must then email your video as a .mp4 or .mov file (all smartphone cameras will capture in this format) via wetransfer.com (its free and requires no sign-up) to [email protected] stating your name, email address, your permission to use the video and where you are from in the email message. Production quality will not be a judging factor only your wit, spirit and personality will be!
3. All entries must be received by July 31, 2017 at 11:59PM ET.

On August 1, 2017 the top FIVE (5) videos chosen by Jeffrey (fair and square) will be put on display on Pressure Lucks Facebook page for the Pressure Luck Facebook page group members to vote on (voting rules to follow). The ONE (1) video entry with the most votes after one week, wins ONE (1) Instant Pot Ultra 60!

Thanks, have fun and good luck!
Disclaimers:
There will only be ONE (1) winner based on the FIVE (5) finalists Jeffrey selects and the ONE (1) participant who receives the most votes from the Pressure Luck Facebook page group members.
*And to anyone who knows me personally (whether it be through friendship where weve met or keep in contact or family), I hate to say it, but out of fairness to everyone else, you are ineligible to apply.
This contest is in no way affiliated with the Instant Pot Company or any other brands other than Pressure Luck purchasing the item on their own free will at their own expense and giving it away as a promotion.
This contest is also in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook and/or YouTube and entrants must release Facebook and/or YouTube from any liability or responsibility.